
The burning man burned early this year. Paul Addis, a
resident of San Francisco and attendee of the 2007 Burning Man event was arrested at the event after setting fire to the Burning Man figure that is normally burned at the culmination of the week long event. Burning Man organizers state that the fire set by Paul Addis burned about 85% of the statue and part of the stage the statue stood on.
While I have never attended this event, I do have several friends that do. A few of which put months into planning and organizing for the event, One friend literally cried when she heard the news. SO here’s a big FUCK YOU to Paul Addis, Sic Made’s Ass Hat of the Week.
The Sunburn
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor prescribes an IV with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, “What good will the Viagra do him, Doc?”
“It’ll keep the sheets off his legs.”
I Outrank You
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle.
“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.”
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Entertainment Wise prints that Britney Spears is reportedly keen on posing for a Playboy spread. The fading pop star turned down a large offer from the mens magazine before she had children, now the mother of 2 is grasping at straws for any remaining fame she can squeeze out of her trashed career. In recent months Brittney Spears has been saod tyo walk off of production sets with over 10k in clothing. Pictured above is a recent stop at a beach to swim in her panties. Nice wig Brittney. But I can’t lie, I would still fuck the shit out of her white trash ass, I bet she’s a fun ride |
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It’s been a long while since I last paid any attention to this site. After the database crashed back in March, I put a quick version of the site up and let it sit while I concentrated on other projects I had on my plate. Some of those projects are complete, while some have grown and expended, requiring constant attention. And then of course I have taken on new ones as they come along as well. Some of these new projects are Pimp List, Solo Babe and the expansion of Triple X Pimp. Pimp List still has a design being done for it, but the functions of the site is complete. As you can see I got a new kick ass design for Sic Made here, I’m stoked about it and getting a good feeling about the site again. For those of you that miss the pictures of my adventures and shit, don’t worry… I am currently implementing a solution that will be hosted on a new domain and will display all of my photographs in one place.
If you didn’t know, I left Playboy several months back and am now working from home managing a adult program that features the hottest teen babes from the Gold Coast, Australia. The job is challenging and I have many obstacles that I must over come, but what the hell… I get to work at home all day looking at naked teens. Check out some samples of the work…
Lanna running around naked
Emily Batts getting wet in her pink bikini
Emily sizzles as the ice is melts





















